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I know a few people that avoid the Internet completely on April’s Fool. After being tricked every year by my dad, I’m very careful with what I’m posting on that day. This year has been easy on me, but that doesn’t mean there weren’t a couple of good ones.
- The Title of the Year: Chief Hadoop Officer
- [#HADOOP-9448] Submitted Patch for Hadoop: Reimplement Things
- The Real-Time Cure: Slow and Steady
Original title and link: Best NoSQL April’s Fool ( ©myNoSQL)
Original title and link: [#HADOOP-9448] Submitted Patch for Hadoop: Reimplement Things ( ©myNoSQL)
First seen in today’s Parse.ly post about their new technology, Parse.ly Deathmatch. I’m ready to start counting the days until the first job announcement uses this title.
Original title and link: The Title of the Year: Chief Hadoop Officer ( ©myNoSQL)
You’ve probably seen it … even TechCrunch posted it. But the fact that NoSQL is getting more popular these days and that there was a good and funny video at some point, doesn’t mean that every video trying to be funny mentioning NoSQL is cool. This one is terrible. Maybe I could give it a vote for the effort of making it rhyme. Other than that, it’s definitely not worth your time.
Original title and link: Not Every NoSQL Parody Is Good… This One’s Terrible ( ©myNoSQL)