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Friday, 27 January 2012
MoreSQL: No More NoSQL
We at MoreSQL believe in the following axioms:
Universal Applicability: there is no such thing as a problem which cannot be solved with relational databases. It doesn’t matter what you’re storing or how you need to use it. Tabular structures (which may or may not be linked via foreign keys) are the only way to go. End of discussion.
Ends Justify Means: as corollary to axiom 1, we will do whatever it takes to make SQL work for us. Views, stored procedures, cross-database calls: you name it, we’ll do it. Oh and by the way, using ORMs does not mean that you’re trying to shove a round peg into a square hole. They are beautiful and enchanting, OK?
Scale, shmale: relational databases can scale well enough. I mean, Facebook is running on MySQL, for crying out loud! Are you better than Facebook and its 10 trillion active users? I didn’t think so.
I’ve already tattooed myself with MoreSQL and I’m distributing printed leaflets with the axioms in all major squares in town.
Original title and link: MoreSQL: No More NoSQL (©myNoSQL)
via: http://tatiyants.com/nosql-no-more-lets-double-down-with-moresql/
Monday, 9 January 2012
Hadoop Distributed File System HDFS: A Cartoon Is Worth A
A picture is worth a thousand words. A comic-like explanation of HDFS is worth some too:

See it in full size. Credit Maneesh Varshney
Original title and link: Hadoop Distributed File System HDFS: A Cartoon Is Worth A (©myNoSQL)
Saturday, 31 December 2011
Thank You
There are just a couple of hours left from 2011. At this time most of us are just relaxing, or making the last preparations for the party tonight, or thinking about the year ahead. But I couldn’t just let the year end without thanking the tons of people that made our adventure here on myNoSQL possible.
So to all developers creating great pieces of software, to all those having the guts to try out new technologies and sharing their experience with the community, to all those that helped me further spread the word about polyglot persistence and NoSQL databases in particular (I hope you’ll continue helping me), to all those that took a bit of their time to teach me something (by commenting on this blog or sending an email), to all my Twitter friends, and to all myNoSQL readers that kept me going:
Thank you!
I wish you all the very best for 2012!
Original title and link: Thank You (©myNoSQL)
Thursday, 8 December 2011
No Relations

NoSQL is a lifestyle. For a true believer.
Original title and link: No Relations (©myNoSQL)
via: http://geekandpoke.typepad.com/geekandpoke/2011/12/the-hard-life-of-a-nosql-coder.html
Wednesday, 30 November 2011
Outgrew MongoDB … Now What?
How many anomalies can you find in this question and the OP’s comments?
Note: Given the OP’s detailed problem description, performance and space efficiency requirements, correlated with the costs limitations, I’d suggest firstly taking the MongoDB is web scale training and then using /dev/null.
Original title and link: Outgrew MongoDB … Now What? (©myNoSQL)
Thursday, 22 September 2011
SDB Explorer for Amazon SimpleDB
I opened my email this morning just to find one of the daily Mac software deals email promoting an Amazon SimpleDB tool: SDB Explorer[1]. This reminded me that last month I’ve seen NoSQL mentioned twice on TechMeme. I don’t know if any relational database has ever been mentioned on Oprah, but that’s the next stop for NoSQL databases. NoSQL is mainstream.
Original title and link: SDB Explorer for Amazon SimpleDB (©myNoSQL)
Wednesday, 4 May 2011
LAMP, NoSQL databases, Open Source, and Microsoft
Relative to the LAMP stack, NoSQL databases and other open source technologies, Microsoft technology is sometimes viewed as stodgy, non-innovative and expensive. For some, the Microsoft .NET Framework, SQL Server, SharePoint and certainly Windows and Office are impressive and reliable, but not the things that Web breakthroughs are made of.
Keywords: impressive, reliable, Microsoft.
Original title and link: LAMP, NoSQL databases, Open Source, and Microsoft (NoSQL databases © myNoSQL)
via: http://reddevnews.com/articles/2011/05/01/pcred_start-up-your-engines.aspx
Friday, 8 April 2011
The New SingleNode NoSQL Database
The news today is brought to you by Milind Bhandarkar:
In other news,
java.util.HashMaprenamed “SingleNode NoSQL”
For concurrent environments it is recommended to use the updated version java.util.concurrent.ConcurrentHashMap.
Original title and link: The New SingleNode NoSQL Database (NoSQL databases © myNoSQL)
Thursday, 27 January 2011
Origin of NoSQL
Where NoSQL comes from:
Original title and link: Origin of NoSQL (NoSQL databases © myNoSQL)
Wednesday, 10 November 2010
SQL vs NoSQL: Twinkle, Twinkle, NoSQL!
Story and script by Latha Annur Subramaniam:
In case you have a hard time reading it:
RDBMS (SQL) was worried when the news about a new technology called NoSQL
SQL: Oh, he is this new NoSQL guy. People say he is here to beat me out. Hmm. I just hate him!
NoSQL: Howdy, senior SQL. How are you?
SQL: um… uh… oh Hi young man. Looks like you are new to this place?
NoSQL: Oh yeah! Just out of the ‘Latest computing trends’ school.
SQL: He is just a fresher. But I am his great grand senior. He can never take me down.
SQL: Hey, your name NoSQL sounds strange. Sounds like you are an anti-SQL guy.
NoSQL: Hm… true. I fell so unfortunate of my name. But I am never al alternate to you. In short, I am a new solution for the fresh new problems of this computing era… the “WEBSCALE” era.
SQL: (Hey he sounds modest. Am kinda like this guy) Oh. Am hearing this term for the first time. What is this W-E-B SCALE thing all about?
NoSQL: Interestingly, these days humans lead a much active social life on the WEB only.
NoSQLL Just like in their real life, people always need more and more of everything. Tweet, Search, Maps, Blog… their needs never end ;-)
SQL: Hmmm. Now I get it. I’ve been the darling for the enterprises for their data storage needs. But maybe they will abandom me and choose you, when they need more scale?!?!
NoSQL: Partially true. I can help them in scaling massively. But you are still the best in a lot of things.
NoSQL: For example, you are the Superstar when it comes to ‘transaction based apps’. I can never beat you in your ACID qualities
NoSQL: Also, I am still not the best for ‘Reporting’ requirements. While my ‘schemaless’ quality helps dynamically add different types of data, it causes the drawback of not being helpful for reporting.
SQL: I fell you are the right fit for the modern social apps.
NoSQL: You are the right bet for the critical business apps… soon until I catch up with you
SQL: HaHaHa
SQL: Yup. I wish you good luck, young man.
NoSQL: Thank you, senior. Btw, my name doesn’t mean a NO to SQL!!! It is only that I am NOT only SQL :-)
SQL: and so I dedicate this song to you buddy:
Twinkle, twinkle NoSQL Was wondering who you are Out into this computing world, I wish you success all around!!!
Definitely not as good as MongoDB is web scale.
Original title and link: SQL vs NoSQL: Twinkle, Twinkle, NoSQL! (NoSQL databases © myNoSQL)
Wednesday, 8 September 2010
MySQL is Not ACID Compliant
This is becoming a “trend“:
That’s because you are basically taking your data and vomiting it on the hard drive without any consideration as to if your data you are writing is sensible or simply dreamed up by magic pixies.
If you missed it, make sure you watch MongoDB is Web Scale.
Original title and link for this post: MySQL is Not ACID Compliant (published on the NoSQL blog: myNoSQL)
Friday, 27 August 2010
MongoDB is Web Scale
Too funny not to watch it:
Update: Don’t miss the continuation: MySQL is not ACID compliant
Original title and link for this post: MongoDB is Web Scale (published on the NoSQL blog: myNoSQL)
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